The Gift That Keeps On Giving Dept

My brother-in-law Mike gave my mom, for Christmas, a how-to book on dancing, complete with an instructional DVD. So my mom is on the phone with me and my dad, and she's telling me what she got for Christmas. You would think she would know to be careful what she said in front of that particular audience, but no-o-o-o-...

"For Christmas, Mike gave me a book on how to dance, and it included a VD..."

Oh, yeah, Mom, you know you just made the blog.

(A hat tip to August, not for the item, but for the title of this post, which title was his response upon being told the story.)