Dave Barry's Year in Review for 2008 is out
At last we know, among other things, how John McCain came to choose the Sarahcuda as his running mate.
But my favorite line of all is this one:
"Tiger Woods, in an epic performance, wins the U.S. Open playing on an injured and very painful knee, thereby proving, beyond all doubt, that golf is not a real sport."
Though it's hard to top:
"In non-economic news, a Las Vegas jury convicts O.J. Simpson on 12 counts of being an unbelievable idiot. He faces more than 60 years in jail, which could end his relentless quest to find the killer of the people he stabbed to death in 1994."