Wednesday, February 08, 2012

Must-read of the day

You simply must read Jourdan Anderson's letter to his old master (dictated, as of course the old ex-slave was illiterate). Some excerpts (but you must read the whole thing, in order fully to relish the manner in which Mr. Anderson calculates the back wages Colonel Anderson owes his family):

Dayton, Ohio,

August 7, 1865

To My Old Master, Colonel P.H. Anderson, Big Spring, Tennessee

Sir: I got your letter, and was glad to find that you had not forgotten Jourdon, and that you wanted me to come back and live with you again, promising to do better for me than anybody else can. I have often felt uneasy about you. I thought the Yankees would have hung you long before this, for harboring Rebs they found at your house. I suppose they never heard about your going to Colonel Martin's to kill the Union soldier that was left by his company in their stable. Although you shot at me twice before I left you, I did not want to hear of your being hurt, and am glad you are still living. It would do me good to go back to the dear old home again, and see Miss Mary and Miss Martha and Allen, Esther, Green, and Lee. Give my love to them all, and tell them I hope we will meet in the better world, if not in this. I would have gone back to see you all when I was working in the Nashville Hospital, but one of the neighbors told me that Henry intended to shoot me if he ever got a chance.

...I am doing tolerably well here. I get twenty-five dollars a month, with victuals and clothing; have a comfortable home for Mandy,—the folks call her Mrs. Anderson,—and the children—Milly, Jane, and Grundy—go to school and are learning well. The teacher says Grundy has a head for a preacher. They go to Sunday school, and Mandy and me attend church regularly. We are kindly treated. Sometimes we overhear others saying, "Them colored people were slaves" down in Tennessee. The children feel hurt when they hear such remarks; but I tell them it was no disgrace in Tennessee to belong to Colonel Anderson. Many darkeys would have been proud, as I used to be, to call you master.


In answering this letter, please state if there would be any safety for my Milly and Jane, who are now grown up, and both good-looking girls. You know how it was with poor Matilda and Catherine. I would rather stay here and starve—and die, if it come to that—than have my girls brought to shame by the violence and wickedness of their young masters. You will also please state if there has been any schools opened for the colored children in your neighborhood. The great desire of my life now is to give my children an education, and have them form virtuous habits.

Say howdy to George Carter, and thank him for taking the pistol from you when you were shooting at me.

From your old servant,

Jourdon Anderson.

Read the whole thing. I say again, read the whole thing.

By the way, Mr. and Mrs. Anderson -- I think the old gentleman's desire to have his wife addressed respectfully ought to be honored -- lived to celebrate their fiftieth wedding anniversary. And his children learned to read and write.

I have a political observation to make here, but I think I'll refrain, as admiration of Mr. Anderson ought to transcend any and every political agenda.

HT: Ace's sidebar (no link because it's already gone, sorry).

Wednesday, February 01, 2012

Look, The Specs Weren't Clearly Defined Dept

"Hey, you know those new diesel fuel tankers I'm buying from you guys for my trucking operations in Saudia Arabia?"

"Yeah, sure, what about 'em?"

"Can you please be sure that they are clearly labeled 'Diesel Fuel' and 'No Smoking' in Arabic?"

"Not a problem, dude, gotcha covered."