Well At Least She Learned SOMETHING In Church Today Dept
From the comments section to an enraged blogpost about how (to the unintentionally funny fury of many of the commenters) Scrabble is going to be released in a version that (Sign Of The Apocalypse) allows the use of common names:
"Last time I played in a tournament, held in a church, I got to lay down FELLATIO. The nice old lady I was playing against challenged it. Hilarity did not ensue."