Okay, I'm in a little better mood now, since I've seen...

...this video:



I may have just pissed both Dan Kirtane and Novera Khan off simultaneously for getting a good laugh out of some of the most ridiculous regularly-scheduled behavior on the planet; but, hey, if this keeps India and Pakistan from lobbing nuclear weapons at each other, I'm all for it.

UPDATE: I'm not sure this version isn't even funnier: