Things You'd Never Know If It Weren't For Scientists Dept

Darkness makes people think they can get away with being naughty.

Hat tip: Jesus of Nazareth, in John iii.19-20 Oops, I mean Dave.

And while I'm puttin' you the knowledge: did you know that scientists have also proved that men become more accident prone in front of beautiful women?

(I would be remiss if I didn't pass on a tag line from the Onion News Network, at the end of a story I won't link to on this non-politics blog because it makes rather deadly fun of a political figure adored by some of my Gentle Readers: "Moving on, a new report finds extramarital affairs cause happiness in scientists.")