Criminal Mastermind And Patron Of The Arts Of The Day

What disturbs me is that our nation's probation officers are apparently allowed to watch Jerry Springer.

As Dave puts it, there's classy, and then there's classy. Let's just say the story does not go downhill from its opening sentence, "A North Carolina man was sentenced to three days in jail for violating probation by leaving the state to appear on 'The Jerry Springer Show.'"