More poetry from Bennett Cerf

I tracked down the source of a poem I posted a few days ago; it was indeed Bennett Cerf. To refresh your memory:

Mary had a swarm of bees
And they, to save their lives,
Went everywhere that Mary went,
'Cause Mary had the hives.

When I did track it down, the same page had another one that had slipped my memory:

Schubert had a horse named Sarah
He took her to a big parade
And all the while the band was playing
Schubert's Sarah neighed.