The Punster's Dictionary: C - I

More daffynitions from Mr. Cerf, some of them slightly amended because I thought I could do better... ;-)

Camelot: a place where one parks dromedaries.

Comic relief: when the Life of the Party goes home.

Disbar: as distinguished from some other bar.

Dogma: the mother of a puppy.

Exchequer: a retired supermarket employee.

Gigolo: a fee-male.

Hangover: the wrath of grapes.

Hypothenuse: the upstairs bathroom is occupied.

Incongruous: where laws are made.

More to come tomorrow...betcha can't wait.