Gotta get me one of these

That is all.

Except...I could have sworn I read Dave's Gift Guide every year. What happened in 2006 to cause me to miss this one???

At any rate, the same manufacturer produces this item-that-would-be-helpful-if-I-were-, um, -of-the-female-persuasion. And which my daughters are absolutely forbidden to purchase.

Come to think of it, my sons are even more absolutely forbidden to purchase it...