In which we observe that (a) a man is defined by what WE think is important rather than by his own interests, and (b) that ESPN is pretty morbid

In the first place, Newman was one of our great actors and one of our great philanthropists, plus not at all a bad chef. So naturally ESPN headlines its story, "Racing enthusiast Paul Newman dies..."

And in the second place -- no, I don't want to watch, thank you very much. You sickos.



P.S. Yes, of course I know that's not what they meant. [Rolling eyes.]