The Punster's Dictionary: J - Z (well, T, actually)

Jacket blurb: fable of contents.

Miniskirt: hemme fatale.

Molasses: additional girls.

Polygon: "This...is an ex-parrot!"

Ramshackle: a chain used to tie up he-goats.

Sunbather: a fry in the ointment.

Teutonic: not enough gin.

And while I know I previously defined alimony as "the fee a woman charges for name-dropping," Joey Adams provides the following alternative definition: "the billing without the cooing."

Finally, a set of synonyms all basically meaning the same thing:

Inconceivable / unbearable / impregnable: in need of fertility treatments.