The Devil's Dictionary: Beauty (n.)
The power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.
posted by Ken Pierce @ 8:53 AM
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Redneck Peril
But the truth is, -- I am not a wise man ; ---- and besides am a mortal of so little consequence in the world, it is not much matter what I do ; so I seldom fret or fume at all about it. -- Tristam Shandy
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
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- Name: Ken Pierce
- Location: Sugar Land, Texas, United States
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