Guess She Had Her Priorities Dept

Karl Schroeder provides both the link and the post title. Muchas gracious, Aggie Boy.

UPDATE: A certain boss of mine who for purposes of plausible deniability prefers to remain anonymous, helpfully suggests that I should check to see if she is single, because, based on his prior experience as my guest, in his opinion I have all the kids I need but I could use more beer.