Stephen Colbert questions the Virgin Islands' virtue

From an interview in which Colbert was interviewing Donna Christensen of the U.S. Virgin Islands...

Colbert observes that the Virgin Islands have been governed by Denmark, France and Spain and now are a U.S. protectorate, then asks:

COLBERT: Isn't it time to drop the whole virgin act?

CHRISTENSEN: What else would we call ourselves?

COLBERT: Trollop Islands? The Been-around-the-Block Islands? The Not-Until-the-Third-Date Islands?...

You can see that in giving up The Colbert Report for Lent, I have made a genuinely serious sacrifice.