Bar Patroness of the Day Dept
This article, in which a disgruntled bar customer rams her car into the tavern to express her outrage over the fact that somebody at the bar stole her cell phone, is one of the most fun stories I've seen in a while. Key sentences:
"I didn't honestly believe that someone would try to drive through a cement building," [tavern owner Brenda Phillips] said.
"I went to see if she was OK, but I didn't dare get too close. She got out of car, screaming and yelling and swinging her cane," Phillips said. Two people who had gone to check on Jensen were hit by the cane...
But best of all:
[The outraged cane-wielding Jenson] was then brought to the Corry police station, where he said Jensen found her missing cell phone in her bra.