The Fast and the Furious Dept

There are the kinds of thieves who steal Ferraris, and then there are Jerry Depalma and (we're not making this name up) Irvin Turpitt. Key sentence: "The forklift, which can reach 25 mph, was chased Sunday morning from Oakdale to Modesto [i.e., about 15 miles]."

HT: Dave, as usual.