Presented without comment...

...well, except for this one: I really resent the "glad you enjoyed your honeymoon, and your new wife can join you in, you know, half a year or so...maybe...if you catch a break, you know..." U.S. Immigration types right about now.

Of the many congratulatory e-mails I've gotten (and I appreciate them all) my favorite is the one that began bluntly, "To make newlyweds wait months before they could start playing house together, in peacetime, is inhuman." Preachin' to the choir, there, Sophia. Preachin' to the choir. (Have I mentioned that you should all, every last one of you, buy her delightful book? Oh, yes, I believe I have.)