All-Time Great Kung Fu Quotes

Of course some of the silliness is a result of bad translation in the subtitles...well, okay, most of the silliness is a result of bad translations in the subtitles. But still...how can you resist an invitation like, "Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feets on some ass of the giant lizard person"? And can there be a more triumphant victory boast than, "Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits and can now deliver you violently to your gynecologist for a thorough extermination"? Or a more pensive pre-battle musing than, "That may disarray my intestines"? Or a more deflating pre-coital instruction than, "Don't do anything perverted, we are in a hurry"?

The only other question I have is...what, you couldn't find three more quotes to make it an even 100? At any rate, here are 97 all-time great late-night kung fu movie quotes, thanks to the sidebar over at Ace of Spades, which is off-limits to those of my children who are still too young to drive.