Criminal Mastermind Of The D...Well, I mean, not technically Criminal, I suppose. But definitely a Mastermind.
You know, the thing that takes this dude into Darwin contention, is the fact that this idiot had to know, in advance, that his mom was in the habit of packin'. (Relax, he hasn't died yet so far as I know. But it seems he's unlikely to reproduce in the future. Which is probably a good thing.)