As I was explaining to Guidry the other day...

...the word "misdemeanor" always reminds me that "Miss Demeanor" is a runner-up title for a redneck beauty contest. You understand, of course, that it's only a runner-up title, not the title of the queen herself, because while Miss Demeanor can outdo Miss Demean, she's no match for Miss Demeanest.

[Hmmmmmm...this joke seems to work a lot better when being told verbally in Oklahoma, as opposed to its being typed onto a blog read mostly by people who probably fail to pronounce "Miss Demeanor" and "Miss The Meaner" identically.]