It's a Father's Job To Embarrass His Kids Dept
Ironically enough, it was my son who directed my attention to this.
I am given to understand that the "F" stands for "funny." Seems to me the younger generation needs to work on its grammer...
UPDATE: Okay, but I like this one much better:
Today, I learned that when blender jars aren't locked, they fly off the blender, into the air, hit you in the head and explode all over your kitchen. Today, I also learned that after I'm attacked by a flying blender, the first thing my boyfriend asks is if I'm still gonna make him a smoothie.