Now that enough time has gone by that I don't think anybody will remember who said it...
...I can post this classic example of vendor gobbledygook when trying to find a way to say, "Our software can't do that," without actually admitting straightforwardly that their software can't do what you need it to do:
"I'm sure we'll evolutionize on that."
I wrote that down a year ago and just ran across it today while cleaning out old no-longer-useful papers...and now I can throw away the paper it was written on.
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While we're on the subject, can you explain to me why the tag line to Trojan Condom's latest goofy Internet commercials is the single word "Evolve" ?? I mean, surely they understand that actually evolving requires...um...you know...at least in theory.
[chuckling] A good point...I assume you're talking about this commercial?
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