Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator Dept

Ever wonder what your name would have been if Sarah Palin had been your mom? Well, wonder no longer -- we got your answer right here.

Yours sincerely,

Wesson Scalper Palin

By the way, if this makes you think of George Foreman's entry in the World's Shortest Book contest, you get extra points. (That would, of course, be George Foreman's Great Big Book of Baby Names.)