Sure-Fire Hits of the New TV Season Dept

In his weekly column, TMQ pitches (about halfway down) a number of ideas for new TV series. My personal favorite:

"Chick Flick -- The Series." An immortal Mayan warrior who has been cursed to wander the Earth in search of the resurrected soul of the only woman he ever loved has touching, teary encounters with modern career women who are discontent despite their seemingly perfect lives.