"Couldn't Happen to a Better Guy" Dept

I am, to put it mildly, no fan of Al Davis (seen here greeting his spiritual advisor). Therefore it does my heart good to pass on the observations of Dave from Washington, who writes in to Bill Simmons:

"The Raiders suck so bad that they are 15-point underdogs to a team that scores 12.2 points a game. This has to be a sports first. The sickest part? The Broncos are a mortal lock to cover."