"Overheard at the Confessional" Dept

And if you didn't get the secondary joke implicit in the post title, then you didn't grow up Catholic.

At any rate, my buddy Julius passes on the following snippet of confessional dialogue:

PENITENT: Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I have had impure thoughts.
PRIEST: I see, my son. But did you entertain those thoughts?
PENITENT: No, Father, they entertained me...