"Career Ending Decision" Dept

Well, I was wondering what happened to my ol' BP buddy David Oliver, and now the mystery is solved. He writes to explain:

From: David Oliver
To: Kenny.Pierce@bp.com
Subject: Why I Got Fired

For the annual picnic, management had decided that due to liability issues, we could have alcohol, but only one (1) drink per person.


I got fired because I was the one who ordered the cups.