"Well, Duh" headline of the day

Al-Zarqawi's death may not stop civil war. Really? Ya think?

[rolling eyes] I have to go look up the "What Do You Think?" entry from The Onion, years ago, that said something along the lines of maybe it was time we stopped thinking of Middle Eastern conflict as a problem and just celebrated it as part of the local culture...

NOTE TO HUMORLESS PERSONS: If it's quoted from The Onion, it's not serious.