"...That The Stars Were Still There..." Dept

Quite possibly the worst assault on our national anthem -- in terms both of talent and of preparation -- ever committed in public. Who picked this guy? I love the one cop who's desperately trying (unsuccessfully) to keep a straight face through it all. And what's the only thing that could have made it worse, Mr. Bierce?

[Ambrose Bierce replies posthumously, from the pages of The Devil's Dictionary:]

accordion, n. An instrument in harmony with the sentiments of an assassin.