"Why We Shouldn't Let Those D**d American Citizens Into This Country" Dept

Not because they assault people who dare to speak Spanish in their presence -- after all, who wouldn't? -- but because they embarrass the rest of us with excuses like this:

"I accidentally took my shoe off and hit her with it after she punched me."

HUMORLESS PERSONS PLEASE NOTE: The "who wouldn't?" above is facetious.

HT: The Great One, yet again.