Wednesday, September 21, 2005

"Hurricane Rita Evacuation Plan" Dept

IMPORTANT ALERT FOR ALL RESIDENTS OF HOUSTON AND SURROUNDING AREAS:

In order to ensure an orderly evacuation process as Hurricane Rita looms in the Gulf Coast, Texas Gov. Rick Perry requests that you select your evacuation route based on the college from which you matriculated. Thus, if you graduated from...

University of Texas at San Antonio, Trinity University, Texas State University - San Marcos: take I-10 west toward San Antonio.
University of Texas at Austin: take 290 west toward Austin.
Southern Methodist University, Texas Tech, Texas Christian University: take I-45 north toward the Dallas / Ft. Worth metroplex.
Lousiana State University: take I-10 east toward Baton Rouge.

Texas A&M University: get on Loop 610 and just keep on drivin'...

2 Comments:

At 2:29 PM, Blogger Corrie said...

LOL! (I'm an Aggie) And if you went to Rice - or worse - A&M-Galveston, just put your head between yer knees...

 
At 9:14 PM, Blogger Ken Pierce said...

Hey, no fair coming up with a better punch line than mine!

 

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