"What Would We Do Without Sociologists And Their Studies?" Dept

My friend Liz Murley has drawn my attention to the following results of a new study on how American women feel about their asses. (Margin of error +/- 4%.)

72% -- think their ass is too fat
17% -- think their ass is too skinny
Remaining 11% -- don't care what their ass looks like, he's a good man, they love him and they'd marry him again...