Why my daughters won't be spending this weekend with me
Because, as I explained to Rusty and Roma, you simply DO NOT DRIVE in Houston when there's ice on the road, even if you grew up in Siberia and could drive on ice for a thousand years without ever making a mistake...it's not YOU, it's the other idiots. Driving in Houston when there's ice on the road is like going for a drive when everybody else on the road is drunk.
So here's what the traffic map for Houston looks like at about 10:45 this morning:
And do you know why there are so many wrecks in Houston this morning? Well, let me give you a hint by showing you the aftermath of one of those wrecks:
Now just ask yourself how fast a person has to be traveling to roll his car and smash up his neighbor's as badly as the unfortunate second car is smashed up. And then remind yourself that this fool was driving that fast...ON ICE.
And now you know why I don't drive in Houston when there's ice on the road.