Peril's Roseanne Roseannadanna Moment of the Day

A conversation held by the Peril with himself:

PERIL [his gaze falling upon a sign advertising a pediatricians office named "Le Pediatrics"]: Good Lord, if you're going to try to be all fancy and French and hifalutin' with your business name, you'd think you could at least get it right -- Les Pediatrics, not Le. Learn the difference between singular and plural, you morons... [then catches sight of the pediatrician's name, which is Dai Le] Oh. Never mind...