Say It Ain't So, Joe! Dept

Look, nobody takes a back seat to me in thinking that politicians of all stripes are generally buffoonish scumbags, but, um, I'm thinkin' maybe this is one of the all-time non-news news stories...



He...he...I can hardly bring myself to pronounce the words...he took caffeine!!! And we don't even know if he has sought treatment -- he found some doc who rationalized it for him and for all we know he could still be addicted!!

My faith in human nature is shattered...

I must also say that I am crushed to discover that addiction to caffeine is a drawback in a politician. And I had such high hopes for my own eventual ascent to the Halls of Power...