Importance of Careful Enunciation Dept

OFFICE WORKER WHO SHALL REMAIN NAMELESS [chatting idly with his fellow laborers]: ...I wish my mind worked like that. [has second thoughts] Or, actually, I guess I'm glad my mind doesn't work like that, or else I'd sit here all day amusing myself.

EQUALLY NAMELESS CO-WORKER [looking up from his computer screen, eyes wide with mock shock]: You'd sit there all day doing what?????