Reassuring Restaurant Hostess of the Day Dept
A conversation with a local restaurant hostess, as reported by Scott Finke:
CUSTOMER FINKE: How long is the wait right now?
REASSURING HOSTESS: It'll be twenty minutes, but it's going really fast.
But the truth is, -- I am not a wise man ; ---- and besides am a mortal of so little consequence in the world, it is not much matter what I do ; so I seldom fret or fume at all about it. -- Tristam Shandy