Blonde Joke of the Day Dept
Q. Why are blonde jokes so short?
A. So that redheads can remember them...
(Hey, whaddaya know, Holly, here's one you probably like. But don't tell Jennifer...)
UPDATE: So I just told this joke to Eileen, who I thought was as mild-mannered a lady as God makes 'em, but in honor of her Filipina heritage I considerately changed "redhead" to "brunette" -- and got punched (well, okay, tapped) on the arm in mock outrage for my pains. I didn't know Eileen had it in her... [with pride] See, I knew it was a good joke.