"I Think I Just Got Driven To Drink" Dept

"JD" sent this to Dan Collins at Protein Wisdom.

Um...wow. Now there's some bona-fide motivation, lemme tell ya, fellas...



I almost titled this post, "Give Me Whiskey Or Give Me Death... Dept," except that I didn't think it was obvious that you Gentle Readers should fill in the ellipses with "...Because The Third Alternative Is Far, Far Worse."

Meanwhile, since we're on the subject of Protein Wisdom, Karl points out, in reference to the rumor that all three Presidential candidates were supposed to appear on WWE Monday Night Raw:

First, I am shocked that Obama is not taking the opportunity to tell the approximately five million viewers that they are rubes who cling to pro wrestling because of bad US economic policy. Second, this is clearly a misstep by all three candidates. The WWE audience is used to seeing beter fakers than this.

Now that there is some downright insightfulness, friends an' neighbors... [still chuckling appreciatively]