Kenny solves the problem of international Islamofascist terrorism

My three-part punishment program for striking terror into the hearts of misogynistic would-be Islamofascist terrorists:

1. Force them to watch, three times a day for six months, the interminable, doubly-chick Sandra Bullock flick Hope Floats ("doubly-chick" because it allows women to fantasize about being the head cheerleader and getting the handsome Harry Connick Jr. guy, while simultaneously fantasizing about those cheerleader bitches' getting what's coming to them).

2. Give 'em a sex-change operation so that they get to live out the rest of their lives as women.

3. Now that they're women, make 'em watch The Dirty Dozen, three times a day...