Sunday, July 15, 2007

How I Know There Is No God

Because if God existed, and He were a good and just God, then he would not have created a world with such simple, satisfying pleasures as, say, bare feet in the early morning on cool, smooth stone.

At least, not if He were also going to create mosquitos.

That is your theological update for today.

5 Comments:

At 1:36 PM, Blogger Jim r said...

I am curious. Why would you think God put the cool comforting stone beneath your feet for you? Why wouldn't he have put it there for the misquito?

 
At 4:24 PM, Blogger Ken Pierce said...

Ah, I see, as bait so that He may give to the mosquito this day her daily bread?

Refuted again, alas.

 
At 7:06 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think the reason God made mosquitos - is because their are part of the food chain, and something else eats them ??? Only thing I can come up with!!

 
At 9:41 PM, Blogger Jim r said...

My favorite quote: "to a tapeworm, humans exist for the tapeworm"

Edward Abby.

 
At 9:30 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

YUCK, Jim!!

 

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