Top-secret pictures recently smuggled out of Guantanamo

CONTENT WARNING: There are shocking and deeply disturbing images in this post. I'm very serious. The world has some very evil people in it and this post includes some pretty horrific documentary evidence thereof. You have been warned.

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I am reliably informed by a friend who enthusiastically detests Bush, that Guantanamo is "by definition" a concentration camp and a gulag outpost. Now, thanks to an unnamed source with access to the most secret Newsweek archives, I have the proof. No doubt thanks to the brutal tyranny that Bush has established in what used to be the land of the free, I take my freedom and perhaps my very life into my hands by daring to publish these truths. But better to die boldly than to live cowering in the shadows! Give me liberty or give me death! The evil reign of Bushy McHitler cannot hope to survive these revelations! Sic semper tyrannis!

Here we see the poor innocent, peaceful inmates of Guantanamo in the midst of their daily routine of forced manual labor in the bitter cold of the Cuban winter:



Welcome to the Guantanamo barracks! Here is where Bu$hitler keeps the fortunate ones who are relatively healthy and well-fed and suitable for work...



...as opposed to where he keeps the less useful inmates.



Perhaps the most heart-wrenching moment is that in which the military transports first pass through the gates of the Guantanamo hell. Here we have the hyper-efficient selection process in which perhaps three-fourths of the incoming detainees -- including all of the women who (like the doomed woman in the foreground) are accompanied by their demon-spawn Muslim children, and also the said demon-spawn (like the one she's carrying) -- are simply marched off to the Guantanamo gas chambers and disposed of immediately, at, one is forced in fairness to admit, a significant savings of cost to the American taxpayer.



But the days of Bu$hitler's vile reign of terror are coming to a close! Here we see a member of Human Rights Watch documenting the American brutality in preparation for testimony at the war crimes trial. Behold, All Is Revealed!



[whispering] Remember, children of the True Democratic Faith...The Truth Is Out There...

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PLEASE NOTE: I am perfectly well aware that not all persons who object to the American policies and procedures surrounding Guantanamo are asses of the monumental stature of Dick Durbin and the "nutroots." If you have never referred to Guantanamo as a "concentration camp" then I am not satirizing you in this post; so please don't be insulted.

If on the other hand you have called Guantanamo a concentration camp or a gulag, then you should be thoroughly ashamed of yourself. And I hope to God you're not stupid enough to do it in front of any of my friends back in Karaganda whose parents -- or perhaps they themselves -- survived the tender mercies of Peschanlag and its nearby sister camps.

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First image: Russian gulag slave laborers working on the infamous Byelomorsko-Baltiyski canal.

Second image: Slave laborers in their barracks on Liberation Day in Buchenwald.

Third image: Buchenwald corpses.

Fourth image: The selection process at Birkenau (Auschwitz). I'm not making up the 75% statistic.

Fifth image: Western investigators on the grounds at Buchenwald.