"Hmmm...Well, Since You're Not A Guy, I Guess We'll Believe Your Story" Dept

From Breitbart:

...it was the second bizarre incident in as many hours for the Fremont Police Department.

Two hours earlier, a homeowner in Niles reported that an intruder broke into her home and added pornography to her computer.

The woman said she woke up and was startled to see a stranger typing away on her computer. The intruder fled, but left behind an altered screen saver that featured images of "erotic Indian art," Veteran said....

Note to teenaged boys everywhere: your parents will NOT buy that one.