And THAT's Why We Say You Should Never Do This Dept

Remember the Chinese gentlemen who slept through a videoconference on the importance of stamping out laziness at work, and got themselves suspended? Well, this unnamed Denver cop is going to have plenty of time on her hands to keep them company. Key paragraph:

The Denver police officer who left the cruiser running unattended in front of her home Monday morning is now the subject of an internal investigation. Ironically, it was stolen the same day that Denver police held a news conference to warn motorists about leaving their cars running and unattended.

HT: Insty.