Redneck Peril

But the truth is, -- I am not a wise man ; ---- and besides am a mortal of so little consequence in the world, it is not much matter what I do ; so I seldom fret or fume at all about it. -- Tristam Shandy

Sunday, May 06, 2012

Since I object to Google's privacy practices...

...I'm moving this blog to redneckperil.wordpress.com . And I'll start putting stuff on there again -- I don't think I've do...

Thursday, March 01, 2012

Unexpectedly Relevant Old Movie Line of the Day

From the Jon Lovitz / Terri Garr / Jeffrey Jones silly-sci-fi vehicle Mom and Dad Save the World , comes a line that surprised me by its app...

Wednesday, February 08, 2012

Must-read of the day

You simply must read Jourdan Anderson's letter to his old master (dictated, as of course the old ex-slave was illiterate). Some excerpt...

Wednesday, February 01, 2012

Look, The Specs Weren't Clearly Defined Dept

"Hey, you know those new diesel fuel tankers I'm buying from you guys for my trucking operations in Saudia Arabia?" "Yeah...

Monday, January 16, 2012

A new record in Non-Self-Awareness

It is, quite simply, psychologically impossible for Froma Harrod to imagine the possibility that her own behavior might be inappropriate. I ...

Merry exercises tact

So the kids and I are in the car as I take the girls back to Katy for today's custody swap, and the Josh Groban version of "You Lif...

Finagled a sort of extra day with the kids

I'm not working in the office today, even though MLK Day is not an official BG holiday. That's because I was able to finagle an extr...

Advice for Americans about to attempt driving in the U.K.

I have to go to London next week on business, which will be my first time to visit the BG Group offices in Reading. Naturally I'm rentin...

Thursday, January 12, 2012

Criminal Mastermind of the Day Month Year -- oh, heck, the new all-time champ

If one is engaged in the act of robbing of a bank, and one is about to hand over the swag bag to the teller so that said teller can put mone...

Criminal Defendant Mastermind of the Day

So what do you think you , Gentle Reader, would choose to wear to your trial on charges of drug trafficking ? As Dave (or in this case actu...

Thursday, December 29, 2011

Now THAT's a touchdown.

Of course you've seen this by now, but another 100 times won't hurt...

Like a Boss

From VeryDemotivational , but be careful in visiting as that is a frequently non-family-safe, NSFW site. (Yes, I know that I just made some ...

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