"Soberly"? Um...I don't think that's the right word.

Singrai Soren, a trainer of fighting roosters, was killed in Mohanpur in West Bengal after one of his birds apparently turned on him, the Daily Mail soberly relates.

So says the Daily Mail; but I have to say that I think if they had really intended to report the story "soberly," they would not have given it the headline, "Man Killed By Own Cock."

HT: Dave Barry.