Real Man Of The Day Dept
It's one thing for a guy to run around with the name "Billy Joe Garcia;" I suppose that's the fault of one's redneck momma and Mexican papa. And it's one thing to get yourself arrested because you're carrying child pornography around on your cell phone while you wander about in a public park late at night after the park has been closed down.
But the key sentence in this story is this one, which explains how the officer who saw Garcia violating the park curfew came (rightly, in the Peril's opinion) to believe he had probable cause to examine Garcia's phone:
"Since [the phone] was teal-colored with a picture of Tinker Bell on the front screen, the officer thought it might be stolen and belong to a girl."