I don't understand...why is this funny?
[scratches head in innocent puzzlement]
IMPORTANT UPDATE: And now I just made Dave Barry's blog, which means I only owe him, oh, another hundred or so funny items to even the score...
But the truth is, -- I am not a wise man ; ---- and besides am a mortal of so little consequence in the world, it is not much matter what I do ; so I seldom fret or fume at all about it. -- Tristam Shandy