Well, productivity in the office should go up this week...

...considering that the U.S., England and Mexico all got eliminated from the World Cup over the weekend.

In the meantime, FIFA continues to do its best imitation of the brain-damaged cadre of owners who run Major League Baseball: "Let's not try to get the call right; let's just try to keep people from finding out that we got it wrong." Why don't they just ask Bud Selig to moonlight as Commissioner of FIFA? Oh, wait, they already have Sepp Blatter...never mind.